How jealousy can ruin a young bear's life

Dear Samantha

I read your website every day (even though you rarely change it). I find your personality exciting and interesting and I think you should be Prime Minister or Queen or both. I really wish I was as clever as you. My boyfriend says I'm really boring and sometimes violent.

Anyway I have a problem that I hope and pray every night and day you can help me with, what with you being so clever and all. My problem is that I have very little confidence in myself. My boyfriend keeps telling me I need to get in touch with my inner teddy. I must sort him out later. He needs shutting up.

I think this problem began a few years ago when I met someone who was so much more beautiful and talented than myself that I just lost faith. I can't help my feelings of jealousy which can lead to violence. I really need your help. How can I deal with my jealousy. It's taking over my life and turning my friends against me. PLEASE HELP ME. I'M DESPERATE.

Yours in total admiration,

Oswaldetta

Well well my furry friend. What can we do. Sometimes you have to accept that people are better than you. You may find it helpful to treat this "someone" as a God. Maybe you could set up a religion to worship her or him. You could recruit other people to join your religion and maybe this would help you to make friends.

If you don't take the above action now I hate to think what might happen to you.

For more information e-mail me for my free pamphlet entitled "Why People Fall in Love with Adorable Monkeys and How to Worship Them." I think it may hold the answer to your question.